- Director: Henry Chaisson
- Producers: Mike Makowsky
- Screenwriters: Mike Makowsky & Henry Chaisson
- Starring: Dale Raoul, Chad Todhunter, Brad Leland
Russell makes a stop at a backwater convenience store to purchase a pair of suspicious implements. He meets his match in Dixie, an overzealous checkout clerk who misinterprets his dark motives at every turn -- or does she?